With apologies to Bob Dylan.

Come gather ‘round people

Wherever you roam

And submit to what the voters

Around you have sown

And accept it that soon

You’ll do nothing but moan

Is Democracy really worth savin.’

Just watch more TV

Or drink or get stoned

For the times they are a-changin.’

Come billionaires and grifters

Who prophesize and spin

We’ll enrich ourselves further

This chance won’t come again

With im’grants and race

Our strategy will win

‘Cause that’s who Fox News will be blamin.’

And the winner now

Will be always to win

For the Guilded Age we are re-claimin.’

Come senators, congressmen

To one knee you must fall

Our king by decree

Will rule us one and all

And President Zelensky

We won’t take your call

Putin’s blameless the battle’s still ragin.’

It’s with dictators and murderers

We’ll proudly stand tall

For the far right we will be paradin.’

Scum deep state do-gooders

Throughout the land

Feel free to criticize

You can all go pound sand

Your hateful agencies

Are now ours to command

For some taxpayers have been complainin.’

Firing the essential

Is just part of the plan

And we’ll do so without explainin.’

The idiot wind

In the Capitol it blows

To tear down and destroy

Is the path that we chose

What we can’t legislate

We’ll accomplish with DOGE

The order is rapidly evaporatin.’

And disorder’s ragin’ 

Like a loose fire hose

For the times they are a-changin.’

Bill Faller

Temple