The real terrorists
My view of “What is a terrorist?” has been altered. I was foolish enough to think it was some UZI-toting guy who was hoping to fly into some U.S. skyscraper or begin a shooting rampage in a major American city.
Boy, was I mistaken. My eyes have now been opened to the real terrorists, thanks to our president, and it is now clear to me that our greatest danger is not these shadowy fellows, but a 30-something woman with a few kids armed with a bag of marshmallows and hell-bent on throwing them at ICE agents.
We need to stop this deadly practice and expose and capture these ladies before they decimate all these agents. This means bringing back the death penalty to stop these treacherous gals from wreaking havoc all across his great land.
But it does not stop just there. In addition, there are hordes of grandmothers out there who are armed with lethal signs that read, “Stop ICE” and other similar slogans. You might think that these elderly ladies are simply planning to hold up these signs on the street corners. Think again. These wretched women are planning a full rush against these ICE agents with their deadly signs with plans to kill them all. So, wise up, America. Get to know who the real terrorists are.